you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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