Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
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I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
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Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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