sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
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you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
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So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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