I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
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It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
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It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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