Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
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The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
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okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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