I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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