was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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