I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
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