I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
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while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
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DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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