i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
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Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
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Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
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