doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
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There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
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New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
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