I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
my nose is crying tears of wow.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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