New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
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please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
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I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
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