Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
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There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
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She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
We were drunk at 3am with no food. I sent him to the lobby with ninety cents for like a bag of chips and I swear on my life he came back with a meatball sub
...did you ask him where he got a meatball sub at 3:00am?
He just kept mumbling something about being a hunter/gatherer
Oh AND he got us two bags of chips.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
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