my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
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