that's an acceptable place to lick
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
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Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
You asked me to text you at 11 and remind you that he's 33. It's 11:20. He's 33.
you're too late. he has eggnog and whiskey and all seven seasons of buffy. I shan't be coming home tonight
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
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I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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