I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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