Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
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Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
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I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
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