I wish I could be a nicer person. Or a more sober one.
Your mouth is God's brothel.
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
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yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
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your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
He shit in the fireplace
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