i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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