he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
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mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
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Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
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