I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
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Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
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At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ