Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial