Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
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IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
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I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?