Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
Randomize
