Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
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Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
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with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
Never let your siblings swipe right.
Randomize