yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
GUESS WHAT I JUST LICKED
I feel like half our conversations start this way.
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
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Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
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somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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