my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
just accidentally masturbated with tiger balm. best. accident. ever.
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
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