I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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