her vagine was all disorganized.
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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