For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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