I need help removing her.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
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