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• (360): View more from Washington

  Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.

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• (914): View more from New York

  Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.

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• (516): View more from New York

  you left your dildo in my car

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  rules of finders keepers apply

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• (989): View more from Michigan

  did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know

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  no

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.

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• (315): View more from New York

  Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.

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• (573): View more from Missouri

  Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12

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• (850): View more from Florida

  My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?

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  It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.

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• (904): View more from Florida

  I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.

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  Both questions will answer each other.

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?

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