Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(216): View more from Ohio

I don't usually arrange sex via text message

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(901): View more from Tennessee

After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?

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(310): View more from California

my mom just walked in on me furiously masturbating while reading twilight. needless to say, im officially out of the closet.

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(224): View more from Illinois

bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.

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(253): View more from Washington

Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.

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(314): View more from Missouri

the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink

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(651): View more from Minnesota

This is a test message to see whether or not the recipient is alive.

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