..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
Randomize
