I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
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We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
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Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
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