i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
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The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
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After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
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