but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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