Pretty sure my dad just walked in on me jerking off watching guys on webcam. Remember how I used to say "most awkward day of my life?" I'm retiring that phrase.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
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Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
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Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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