halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
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I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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