i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
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