Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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