I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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