ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
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I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
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You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
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