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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Why?
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
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My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
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The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
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