Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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