the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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