I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
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her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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