Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
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Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
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Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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