So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
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