I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
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I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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