After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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