how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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