I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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