Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend's dick
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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