Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
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