guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
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I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
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Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
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