dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
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