WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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